Over the past 11 years I've been to each of the major hospitals there more times than I'd like to count. Throughout that time I've learned some things that driver's ed and momma just didn't cover. So, I've put together a few simple rules/guidelines for you to follow so that you too can fit in with the locals. Here ya go:
•Keep to the right on a one-way street.
•Take the first parking space you see. There will not be another.
•Don’t get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork.
•Always look both ways when running a red light.
•Never signal a lane change. It only gives other drivers a chance to speed up and not let you in.
•Never make eye contact. It revokes your right of way.
Now, that being said, I MUST share with you the countryside manner of driving in Texas. {my favorite!}
•Tractors always have the right of way.
•If someone behind you wants to go faster than you, pull over into the shoulder and allow them to pass.
Proper ettiquette also requires the car that passed to either give a wave to say thanks
OR flash the emergency lights
•People in the country are friendly, everyone waves at each other. However don't wave like a monkey! A simple lift of the pointer finger will do just fine.